Wèi! nǐ zhè shì gànmá ne? nǐ búshì shuō yào jièjiǔ ma?

喂！你这是干吗呢？你不是说要戒酒吗？

Hey, what're you doing? Didn't you say you're going to quit drinking?

Ai, rěnbuzhù wā.

哎，忍不住啊。

Well, I can't help it.

Nà nǐ shuō de nàxiē shénme "chóngxīnkāishǐ" zhīlèi de huà ne? dōu shì xìnkǒu húshuō?

那你说的那些什么“重新开始”之类的话呢？都是信口胡说？

What about all that "turning a new leaf" talk? Just nonsense?

Aiyōu, shénme shíhòu kāishǐ nǐ duì zhège yǒu fāyánquán lā? mǒu rén kěshì shuōguò "wǒ yào jièyān juébùfǎnhuǐ", nándào shì mènghuà?

唉呦，什么时候开始你对这个有发言权啦？某人可是说过“我要戒烟，绝不反悔”，难道是梦话？

Ha, since when do you have a say in this? So that "I'll quit smoking once for all" was what? A dream?

Wǒ jiù zhīdào nǐ huì shuō zhège?

我就知道你会说这个！

I knew you would say that!

Yàobù zánliǎ hùxiāng jiāndū ba? zǒng bǐ zìjǐ lái yào hǎo.

要不咱俩互相监督吧？总比自己来要好。

How about we keep an eye on each other? It will be easier than doing it by ourselves.